June 2011
When somebody sexy walks past you:
darlieecious:
then i realize it was my reflection in the store mirror
When you think back right after a test and...
catchinggrenadesforya:
Looking at your phone in the middle of the night,
its like looking into the god damn sun.
That awkward moment when you say something really...
First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?
Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
I am Asian.
But…
math isn’t my best subject
I don’t get all A’s
I don’t know what the hell “ching chang chong” means
I won’t do your homework
I don’t eat dogs, cats, or any other animals of that sort.
I don’t know karate.
I’m NOT related to that girl, that girl, or that guy.
I’m not an overachiever
However…
I do love rice.
Say "I" spell "map" and say "ness"
miguelofthedark:
bewareofzombiechrist:
took me a second..
Making Fire Tricks
expectations-vs-reality:
Expectations:
Reality:
Submitted by candycandle
Kids are so different now...
xthislifeisaparty:
How I acted as a kid:
How kids act today:
I wish I could just put my hand in the screen and...
fuckingshitupsince1998:
YES.
